So you wallhacked and aimbotted and then some asshole admin banned you from your favorite server. What do you do?

Hack on your own server? No, people will google your STEAMID, find INSMODSCUM and your previous bans and will not play on your server.

[N] Professor Moriarty AKA Trinity Killer (STEAM_0:0:16530283, http://stats.edgegamers.org/hlstats.php?mode=playerinfo&player=254220, http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993326294, http://insurgencymod.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/benjamin-weiher/) has the answer:

"free MOH [INSMODSCUM: or substitute any other COD4/COD6 clone as a sweet sweet bribe over here] beta key for whoever unbans me" (mirror: http://www.abload.de/img/nprofessormoriarty_brim1ao.png)

Wait one day...

Bam! Unbanned! Works every time! (and the fact that server admins don't have 4 different demos for your 4 different STEAMIDs)

Thanks to A.

Update:
http://insurgencymod.blogspot.com/2010/11/where-are-they-now-ego-admins-and-ben.html

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