TLDR: use SystemExplorer, unpacked via Universal Extractor, (7-Zip won’t work).

Alternatives to Microsoft’s SysInternals ProcessExplorerPortable (PortableApps)

The PortableApps version of ProcessExplorer (procexp.exe) is broken!

Some columns are not displayed (e.g. network), probably due to lack of admin rights.

MiTeC Task Manager DeLuxe
Not portable. Writes to C:\Users\ADMIN\AppData\Roaming\MiTeC\Task Manager DeLuxe\TMX64.ini.

DBCTaskman
Suspicious

"ExtenSoft" Free Extended Task Manager
Not portable.

SterJo Task Manager
Broken. Doesn't start.

SystemExplorer
Not portable. Possibly portable via *Universal Extractor*.

ProcessHacker
Fraud. Deceptive. Claims to be "portable", it is not.

DTaskManager
OK, but unimpressed.

DBC TaskManager
Flashy, OK, but unimpressed. Probably abandoned.

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